Beeswax lyrics - Nirvana

(other interpretations possible)

Why doesn't she need him for a father?

Not only maidens can occupy my shack

Goring my manhood turns a man off

Like Pepe LePew would say, 

Hey, hey, hey! -- and then we clash!

I got my diddly spayed [x3]

I got my diddly

She laughs about it

Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right

Jacking themselves off polyester

I wanna jump, this isn't right! 

Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my diddly spayed [x3]

I got my diddly

I don't know why,

I've got a joke too silly to say

Don't touch the balls

I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!

I got my diddly spayed [x3]

I got my diddly

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly

Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy

Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate

Feeling can't help me romp

Bill just fuck me, take me anal

Billy's slit reminds me of someone

I'm sick of paying for the love boat

Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope

And I say look!

I got my penis spayed, 

I got a little tail,

I got my dingaling spayed

I got my dingaling spayed

I gotta be around pussy

Don't let me fall

I got a heh-heh ... well you can't live

We got my dingaling spayed [x6]

I got my dingaling spayed [x5]

I got my diddly